CNN Could Tell the Truth About Don't Ask Don't Tell: They Chose the Second Best Course

Except for a few old mean fuddy duddys EVERYONE wants to end don't ask don't tell. All the really cool people want to be nice to this poor, poor man who will disobey any order his penis disapproves of. So if we listen to CNN we'll have a really cool penis friendly military. And maybe we could hire mercenaries to actually defend the country.