Now They've Gotten Transparency All Over the Blue Dress

Here's the first thing that comes to my mind: when the IRS asks me about certain irregularities on my return I tell them to go away while I do an internal investigation. When they inevitably come back I have to just hope there is an assistant attorney general whose job I have complete control over to say he asked me to keep the results of the investigation under wraps.
ORWELL AWARDS
I have to give an Orwell Award to Team Obama for their perversion of the word "transparency." They also get the Award for pimping out "hope," "change," "vetted," "qualified," "post-partisan" and "nonpartisan." They should get a Special Mention for Generally Tearing the Language a New A$$hole.