Self investigation does not return credibility to university. Their lack of openness assures suspicion of their reports. And it does not help their cause that no critics of climate change were included in the investigatory panel.
At times there have been questions about possible irregularities here at the snaggletoothie website. So I instituted a commission to investigate these questions and am happy to report that we have never done anything that does not meet the highest ethical and professional standards. I am saddened to have to report that we discovered that our accusers racist motivations cause all their assertions to be suspect.