Wednesday, January 14, 2009

A Translation From Talking Head Lingo To English

Over the past week I have heard commentators being asked, "Why are you being critical and divisive when what everyone wants is to join together and work together for the common good?" The literal English translation of this media mantra is, "You're a hateful, slimebag selfish boor who is obviously out of touch with the times. We will allow you freedom of speech only when you have proved that you deserve it. In the mean time, shut up and listen to your betters."

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