Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Jetgate Has Destroyed Sarah Palin's Political Career

Fearless truth seeking reporters and commentators have revealed that Sarah Palin often flies by jet. SHE FLIES ON JETS !! How could she??? Has she no shame? As these fearless reporters and commentators must have, I took a solemn oath in my youth to never vote for anyone who has ever been inside a jet.
Long live propeller republic!


Jeff Stone said...

And to think, all this time, I thought Bush won because he stole the election from Gore by Supreme Court fiat.

It was because Gore flies on jets.

Wait, didn't Bush as well ?

Back to the stolen election answer.

Chris M. said...

I don't know about Bush and Gore since I voted for William Jennings Bryan MacDougal, the man-of-the-people, back woods Tennessee lawyer who has never set foot on a devilish jet airplane in his humble life.

Joe said...

When I travel, I fly in jets in order to keep CO2 levels high (altitude joke...get it?)

adagioforstrings said...

Thanks for your post. I thought I was the only one who saw the hypocrisy of the dem media machine who beatifies Al Gore the Green who flies on jets & demonizes Sarah Palin the Wolf Killer for also flying on jets (& sometimes for flying on helicopters to shoot wolves).

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