The dailymash sets minds and hearts at rest with this news:
"AMERICA breathed a sigh of relief last night after the White House confirmed that President Obama is not a chimpanzee.
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"The spokesman added: "I've discussed this issue with the president and he stressed that the cartoon animal looked nothing like him and was clearly a reference to the now deceased New England chimp.
""He also stressed that as he is president people really don't need to be quite so mental about this sort of thing any more.""